wang noodle

a mans penis: long and thin... doesnt do very much (can only reach a semi nob on)

'i met this guy last night... he had a total wang noodle'

by hayley davison October 1, 2006

werf wang

The slang name given to a penis which is approximatly 3.5 inches or less when erected.

she laughed when he took off his pants and put his werf wang on the table.

by |319 |V19 April 13, 2004

bat-wang

When ur nuts are sticky, they stick to each side of your legs and when u spread ur legs it creates a fan behind ur wang, kinda of like a bat.... therefore, bat-wang.

i played basketball so long i got a bat-wang.

by Jack Me'off June 6, 2005

wang tang

juices from your pepe

dude 1: yo i just drank my wang tang

dude 2: "lrl" that's really "tonky" you tonky truck!

by rob c February 2, 2005

wang

1. The name of a taiwanese student that attends Nathan Hale in West Allis, WI

2. The huge penis that this man has in his pants, called Prince Albert

Wang has an amazingly huge wang for a chinese dude.

by thirstyformore50 December 24, 2004

Wang

Any person or persons either resembling in action, physical appearance, scent, texture or attitude, a penis may be referred to as a Wang. Due to the general consensus that those owning penises are slow, unintelligent, unfeeling, tactless and occasionally ugly, anyone displaying the above characteristics or similar characteristics may also be named a Wang, both to their face, behind their back or in any kind of literature.

Boy 1:Hi i'm ugly, stupid and generally amusing by being gay.
Boy 2: Wang.

by Tash2123 October 8, 2005

Wangas

A fat, stupid Chinese man who gets puffed walking up stairs and eats a lot.

1. Wangas is such an idiot.

2. Look at how much Wangas can eat!

by fishbaby July 5, 2004