wtfeezy

Another way of saying wtf which means what the fuck in IM talk. Used to express your feeling or surprise of something.

Tran: "I shaved my head bald."

Jackie: "WTFEEZY!?!"

by cuhzimthebombb April 16, 2009

WTFIT?

Who The Fuck Is That?

Tweetie 1: I'm following @harveylevintmz
Tweetie 2: WTFIT?
Tweetie 1: Some Random Guy.
Tweetie 2: Oh

by NoFX_Fan May 13, 2009

WTFWJD

What-The-Fuck-Would-Jesus-Do?
This acronym has been used to mock and also used in completely opposite circumstances that a Christian would to reply with wwjd.
It is also a popular song by the band ISMFOF. I-Set-My-Friends-On-Fire.

"So, there was a passed out girl in my bed. I had to make the right choice on what to do. So I simply said to myself, WTFWJD?

by gotthatfromyomomma June 5, 2009

WTFU

Abbreviation, short hand text for "Wake The F*ck Up".

i.e: Get a clue, pay attention, be alert, be conscious, think.

1. Please WTFU, he doesn't like you!
2. Dear world, please WTFU!
3. I wish this girl would WTFU and stop behaving like an idiot.

by CandyAcidReign September 25, 2011

wtfu

Abbreviated version of "Wake The Fuck Up". Used in chat rooms of any kind when a person is AFK and somebody wants to talk to them. See also STFU

<Homestar>I'm going afk, TTYL
<Strong_bad> Hey i wasnt done talking to you! WTFU!

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

wtfff

abbreviation for "What the Fucking Fuckitty-Fuck," an stronger version of the eponymous "wtf".

the tentacled transvestite goat porn made me go "wtfff".

by breadcrust December 31, 2006

WTFH

My abbreviation for What The Fucking Hell. Granted no one actually uses this, eventually people will come around...

"LIKE, OMG, I TOTALLY HAD A GREAT TIME, IT WAS THE SEX!!"
"Ashley, WTFH, SHUT THE HELL UP!"

"Yesterday, I saw the weirdest shit."
"What?"
"This guy was bangin' his dog, and I said, "This a WTFH moment right here."
"WTFH?"
"Dude, your such a noob."

by David717 April 29, 2008