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Tennesee Twofer

Well the Tennesee Twofer is a 2 for 1 situation. You start out in the missionary position, dick goes in the snatch and the balls go up the pooper. That's Step 1.

Now, here's where you get your money's worth. Pull everything out, flip the bitch over, throw your penis up her ass and cram those shit-covered balls up her vagine. That's the twofer, and that's how they roll in Tennesee.
For example, I was in Nashville last week, minding my own business when this ho comes up to me and says "S'up fool? hows about some Twofer action, Tennesee style?". Let me tell ya, I got my $5 worth. Tennesee Twofer stylee.
by Big John McCarthy December 19, 2006
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Googaly Goggaly Tennis

Best flippin' game ever created. Only the ultra amazing minds of Joe E and Adam K could have come up with such an amazing game.

Played with 2 teams of a max of 2 players on each side, on a tennis court.

Rules:
1. No reaching over or going over the other side of the net
2. If the ball goes over the fence, you lose
3. You lose if the ball completly stops rolling
4. Balls that somehow roll under the fence and stop under, or on the other side are played, andn counted as a stop.
5. Play EVERYTHING.
6. No blacks, jews or Ty's.
7. The only exception to the player-per team-rule is if you are playing double court (!!!)
"Up for some Googaly Goggaly Tennis today, Adam?"
"Heck yes! Kristyn is goin' down!"

And yes, she lost.
by Joe E Rules April 13, 2005
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Tennessee

A state in the Southern part of the United States that has some of the most conservative and dumbest people in the world. The natives of Tennessee are number 10 in a list that has the top 10 dumbest and stupidest states and the state itself is number 1 in the worst state to live in list.

The people has never heard of what a public domain is and believes in stupid conspiracy theories such aliens creating humans and other stupid things. They also claim that they are nice when in reality, they are so arrogant and ignorant that it's sickening. They are hardly intelligent at all.
Tennessee is one of the worst states in America since it's people are complete retards.
by Preacher of Truth October 28, 2014
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Tennessee Top Hat

Tennessee top hat- the act of taking a giant dump on the top of someone’s head before, during, or after intercourse.
I told that Bitch she looked like Abraham Lincoln and to prove it I gave her a Tennessee top hat.
by LickitySplits May 3, 2019
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Tenni

Tennis ball (not the urban definition tennis ball). Young teenagers would carry around or have quick access to a tennis ball in order to play one of many urban wall ball games. This was ever more popular before the home videogame console craze when kids went outside more often.
"Go get your tenni so we can play stepball."
"Johnny roofed my tenni."
by Chewy April 1, 2005
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Nashville, Tennessee

Nashville, Tennessee is the worst city in the world. It's like hell. Miley Cyrus rapes all the children who live here.
by your mother in hell December 13, 2010
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Tennis

The sport in which nobody can beat Sasha Yodashkin.
Sasha Yodashkin is the best tennis player in the world.
by yodaa January 27, 2009
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