table ender

In competitive eating, the highest ranked eaters are placed in the middle of the table on the stage. Lower ranks populate the ends of the table.

Guys like Joey and Pat sit in the middle of the table, center stage. A guy like me who is just a mortal eater is called a table ender.

by BilR December 4, 2007

Enchantment Table

Used when someone starts talking in a language no one really cares enough to learn (arabic, filipino, or whatever)
Kinda racist tho

Some guy: nagsasalita ka ba ng pilipino?

Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table

Pewds: That's racist

by DeliCiel January 31, 2021

Under The Table

A person who is most obviously gay but has not come out of the closet. Hiding in plain sight or Under the table.

John: Look at Lance staring at Gorge. He is so gay.
Paul: I know right, I mean he is obviously Under the table.

by Znight August 20, 2012

Table

use similar to that of the slang word cool describing something admirable,
originating from Irish Radio station Spin 1038

thats very table, thats a table idea

by Johnny Anderson August 29, 2007

table

To be cool, hip, hot

Were you at that gig last night
Yeah it was totally table.
Table man

by seamusm August 29, 2007

chinese table batch

(sex move)
a group of chinese people doin it on a table

dude while i was taking a miracle turd the other day i was watching a porno showing 6 people doing a chinese table batch.

by Ted Mosby (architect) ;) February 2, 2010

Table Tennis

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. Generally refers to gay sex, but is occasionally used to refer to heterosexual sex as well.

Oh, John? Yeah, I've played table tennis with him a few times, if you know what I mean.

by Fern, Defender of Trees June 11, 2009