Thomas

Probably one of the best guy friends you'll ever have. He isn't the best looking at the beginning of your friendship, but then out of nowhere he just will become incredibly and ridiculously attractive. You'll fall for him head-over-heels without a doubt. He has such an amazing body and is tall. He looks so much better without his shirt on and with a snapback on.

Most of the time he is either black or white, or BOTH! never hispanic. He is obsessed with good music, and will one day marry a short girl that is hispanic. THE BEST PERSON EVER!
His only flaw is that he is horrible at communication and keeping in contact.

"wow, thomas is amazing.

too bad he moved away, eh?"
"yeh, i was certain i was gonna marry him."

by yourfuckingnightmare20144 December 23, 2011

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Thomas

A guy that is quite good at several specific things, like chemistry, trumpet, soccer, hand-eye coordination. He may just seem like your average, rather good-looking young man, but will surprise you with his hidden abilities to skate extremely fast, solve a rubik's cube, think up extremely rude yet effective insults at an extraordinary pace. Also rather nice and modest, all-around a great guy.

1. Frightened Survivor of a Nuclear War 1: Oh no, we have no food, fuel, shelter or heat!

Frightened Survivor of a Nuclear War 2: Don't worry, Thomas will just fashion us an entire new civilization from this ripped pamphlet and a bit of embroidery thread.

by 1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrst March 17, 2010

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toast sweat

when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, and it leaves droplets of condensation behind

Dude, don't leave your toast on the counter, I don't want to clean up the crumbs and toast sweat.

by Jake Stowell April 25, 2006

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Thomas

a guy who has a large penis and knows how to use it. drives the ladies crazy and knows just what to say. Always there to listen to people no matter what the situation. often has an obsession with the store formally known as "wa wa" or in other words 711.

Girl: I slept with him last night, he's such a thomas!

by lyndenboo July 11, 2010

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Thomas

Is the most amazing boyfriend in the world.
and is amazing in Bedddddddd. ;
I love him more then anything in this world.
and im never letttting go.

boom booom boom I want Thomas in my rooom!

by Melissaistheshit69 March 1, 2009

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toast to the Queen

Very similar to taxi for Brown and used in order to cover up and/or diffuse the situation of having released a quantity of noxious vapour from one's anal sphincter. However, should only be used in situations of extreme duress, possibly when there are visiting dignitaries or royalty present due to the seriousness of bringing up Her Majesty's name in vain.

4th Archduke of Wilmington - "My word what is that foul miasma in the air? I feel like my eyes are on fire!"
Wilde, raising glass - "Ladies and gentleman; a toast to the Queen."
Everyone - "The Queen!"
Glasses clink, situation diffused.

by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006

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