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Titty spanker

A man who has mastered the art of titty spanking.
"That guy on the other team is a real Titty spanker. I wish he was on our side!"
by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016
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Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs
Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!
by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017
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turd spanker

When two or more people are involved in anal sex and the males penis pushes up on a turd, he is considered a Turd Spanker.
Yo did you hear about Scot!? Apparently he was giving it to his boyfriend in the butt and got some poop on his Johnson. Bro, what a Turd Spanker!!
by HairyStikNeverShave June 2, 2017
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synchronized spank

I did a synchronized spank with my buddy a few days back, it was awkward locking eyes but other than that it was pretty cool
by RandomCrackerZack June 14, 2017
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bedroom spanish

When "Oh Jesus" is muttered from her lips you know it's time for bedroom spanish.
by MightyFfej August 13, 2017
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The spanish mackerel

When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.
She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.
by Bradyballs January 27, 2018
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Memory spankbank

When you see and image or have conversation that makes you sexually aroused. You keep in your mind for masturbation at a later time
The video I saw was so hot I memorized every detail for my memory spankbank
by Alwayssloshy February 10, 2018
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