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slippery raptor

The act of having a veloceraptor tear a whole in your anus and lay its eggs inside, then having them hatch and come out, thus creating an ass raptor
"Oh man, i came into the Gutter and saw Fields getting a slippery raptor, now im blinded for life"
by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005
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human slippers

To insert your feet into someones ass, preferably one foot per ass, and proceed to walk around with the persons on your feet!
Ideally you would use midgets!
i just got myself a pair of human slippers!
by Staplebrau September 30, 2006
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Slippery Slappy

Once male has dumped load into female taking penis out of vagina and slapping her face cheeks with said object
And before she knew it, I'd slippery slapped her!
by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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slipper socks

hideous looking socks that feel like slippers and look furry and warm; extremely comfy but extremely embarrassing to look at
My grandma bought me slipper socks for Christmas but I'm too embarrassed to wear them in front of people.
by Abbie Shepherd December 20, 2008
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slippery peanut

A sexual experience or (gang bang) that requires fifteen hookers, and one to be covered in peanut butter. this phrase was coined in the the movie Saw by Adam while yelling at Lawrece
I'm thinking about having a slippery peanut with those hookers back there
by theSilentONE November 10, 2009
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Slipper Socks

Socks that are slippers. Only the Badass people have the audacity to wear these on a Saturday Night In.
Person 1: Dude, Danette is a fucking badass
Person 2: I know Man, I hear she stayed in on Saturday in her slipper socks. Only she can pull it off.
by Lover90 December 5, 2009
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Slippery Icarus

During this intercourse method, both partners are soaked in olive oil from the neck down. (It is recommended that females put their hair up, because olive oil can look nasty in hair. If the male has long hair, he should do the same.)

The male will be above the female in almost a reverse tit-fuck position, and the female will push her arms back so that her shoulder blades are exposed. The male will then put his dick between the shoulder blades and begin thrusting. This should be easy, considering the two are covered in olive oil. Then, as the male is climaxing, he must flip her over and ejaculate between her tits. This is to represent the melting wax coming from Icarus's wings in the greek mythos.

This position can be harnessed during any lubricated fornication, and the male can go back and fourth from doggy style to slippery icarus.

*NOTE:
This method MUST be practiced in full sunlight, perhaps on a balcony or pool deck. The in the greek myth, Icarus used wings made of feathers and wax to escape from a huge tower surrounded by a labyrinth. Icarus flew to high, however, and the heat of the sunlight melted the wax and his wings fell apart. He eventually fell to his death.

tl;dr: Fuck a girl who's lubed up in between the shoulder blades and then jizz on her tits. Make sure it's in full sunlight.
John: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a slippery icarus yesterday.
Bill: Wow man. Your girlfriend always did have huge shoulder blades, it's about time she put them to good use!
John: Yeah, right?
by mephistopheles !kvKbCu6iqc March 11, 2011
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