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colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.
Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.
by Teddy April 10, 2005
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Gear shifter

When a girl is giving a handjob she thinks it it necessary to pull guy's penis forward and backward similar to that of a car's manual transmission. Also can simply refer to a bad handjob.
Bob: I hooked up with that girl last night

Bill: Was it good?

Bob: No... I got the Gear shifter
by Nicholas Freedman July 4, 2008
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ugly sister competition

Being offered the choice between bad and worse.
"The salvation of the pound is that its problem is not a pound-specific problem," he said. "It's an ugly sister competition and at the moment we're looking the ugliest. But if you sell the pound, what will you buy?" (The New York Times, Jan. 21st, 2009)
by Roka_73 January 21, 2009
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Sled Sister

The female equivalent of eskimo brothers: Two girls that have bumped uglies with the same guy.

Sled Twins have 2 or more sex partners in common.
You are fucking Tanner? no way, i fucked him too! we are sled sisters!!!

And you fucked his brother?? wow. me too. fuck we are sled twins.
by eskimobrothermaker September 25, 2011
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sleeve sisters

Two girls who have slept with the same gent. Equivalent to the male version, Eskimo brothers.
Girl 1-"OMG, guess who i hooked up with last night? Sean."

Girl 2-"No way! i did too a few months ago!"

Girl 1-"I guess that makes us sleeve sisters."
by shite87 August 25, 2011
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Ur sister mister

The worst possible insult ever in the entire world apart from your granny tranny
by Damoxd March 22, 2018
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rawley's sister

The sister of a cocksucker, she wants the cock of some of rawleys friends. She is a massive whore with a bad attitude. And she has the upper body strength of john cena.
Yo that chicks rawley's sister...

Yo man I don't fux with that
by Yamboi November 14, 2013
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