Softaphobia

The fear of a girl feeling or seeing your dick when you aren't fully erect

You: I hope when she come over she don't get to it real quick
Homie: Why not don't you want to get her?
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: Oh yeah if she try it early she gon' think it's 3 inches ha

by matricksman October 9, 2015

Soft cunt

Someone who is emotionally weak or over sensitive

Wyatt's being a soft cunt by telling people she misses them

by Substrerch January 4, 2016

Soft tomato

Unlikeable, stale, boring, not fun to be around

Melanie quit being such a soft tomato!!

by Grod1 January 18, 2016

soft doggin it

The act in which you orgasm in a promptly manner and continue to have intercourse with your flaccid penis.

You cant be soft doggin it if your hung like a lightswitch.............just saying

by turdfergason January 28, 2016

soft wrap

When you wrap a gift with wrapping paper that typically requires a box, but don't have one.

Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.

by ProfessorSnuggles April 3, 2016

Soft thick

When she thick with a little tummy but she soft thick

Damn my baby momma was soft thick. I miss that lovein

by Caitybbbaby June 26, 2016

sofli

The world's most perfect couple

Sofli lived happily ever after.

by sofli August 9, 2017