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Simp

A male feminist.

A straight simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for women, though no one knows why he acts so inferior to women and does whatever feminists want, and no one knows why he would want a feminist over a normal woman who does not have a brain tumor.

A gay simp is a simp because he desires the straight simps, but the straight simps act disgusted when he even flirts with them, despite their claims that they aren't homophobic. Gay simps also act like their inferior to women and will do anything for feminists. No one knows why gay simps try to go for homophobic simps instead of perfectly healthy normal men without a brain tumor.

A bi simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for both men and women. Bi simps, like the previous two simp categories, will also act inferior to women and do anything for feminists. No one knows why a bi simp would choose a feminist/simp over a perfectly healthy man or woman who does not have a brain tumor.
George: I'm a male feminist.

Ruby: ...

George: I'll do anything for feminists, because men are inferior to women!

Ruby: What a simp.

George: *EXPLODES
by Acid Kritana October 13, 2020
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Simp

An incel. An absolutely pathetic idiot who only likes women for their meat

<tyren>
Friend: *showing a pic of his girl to his best friend bc he loves her*
Best friend: ahahah she’s kinda hot doe.

Friend: bruh you kinda a simp :/
by ReRint November 12, 2019
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simp

by saynotoanushka April 2, 2020
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A Simp

A Man/Woman that would do anything to get into someone's pants
Betty:I'm A Simp
Cash:B e g o n e. T H O T.
Betty:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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SIMP

A puffy pussy that looks like homer simpsons mouth
fuck that deflated pussy shit Im out here looking for some simps.
by Scrimbledegg April 3, 2019
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Simping

Simping is a word used when an individual (male) is caught sneaking around with a camera in the hopes of snapping a picture of an unsuspecting female
He was simping around
by tiellQ February 11, 2020
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Simp

Also known as James Helmen, the definition of simp is prioritizing a women over the boys, cod, madden, or fort
Man James Helmen is being a real James Helmen right know. Aka simp.
by 1 of tha boyz May 13, 2020
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