Secretarianise

To ejaculate/jack-off into another's anus,

As seen in the movie 'Secretary'

Pervert 1: I secretarianise'd my blow up doll the other day
Pervert 2: Zz0mG! Did you get it on camera?!
Normal Guy: Please go and die...

by Raphael Burrows December 27, 2006

Secret Satchel

A hidden stash of something fire. A hidden bowl or 2.

You should like, bust out that secret satchel man. It'd be fire.

by J - donealottadro July 24, 2007

secretlessly

the act of not keeping secrets

Dillon secretlessly shared his life with Julian.

by Sierra Walsh March 8, 2008

secret ops

sneaking out past midnight to go smoke weed or use other drugs

We picked doof up for secret ops at 12:30.

by bradleydudleymiltonthornton January 6, 2009

Secret Skanker

Someone Who Skanks Secretly e.g.

Some Random Person That Nobody Knows The Skanks When People Are Not Looking

Some Random Person That Nobody Knows That Secret Skanks When People Are Not Looking This Is Called The Secret Skanker

by The Secret Skanker May 1, 2009

secret farter

one who dissapointingly to themselves only acheives there best flatulence in private and on their own

man im such a secret farter i only do my best material on my own

by phantom jizz January 5, 2010

secret cakin

the act of quietly cakin. this person is very low key with the public. you may never know this person was such a cake until they're randomly in a relationship on facebook. secret caking is often combined with other caking methods.

an example of a secret cakin person is bill clinton

by blonoplayer August 18, 2010