Salt Wash

When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.

Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?

Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.

by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 20, 2014

salted apple

When you sprinkle salt and sugar onto your partners genitals and lick it off

I can't believe they did a salted apple! What a weird combination!

by highsaltyfruits April 5, 2015

Salt Treatment

When someone acting salty as fuck for a extended period of time.

"Dude she been giving me the salt treatment for like 2 weeks now because i forgot her favorite color."

by Optimo April 25, 2015

Saltery

The amount of 'saltiness' in a word, phrase, or sentence.

"The amount of saltery in that persons sentence is unbelievable.

by McDaniel 2.0 September 30, 2016

Saltitude

Saltiness+Fortitude. Showing resolve and even courage in the face of not just bad odds, but stacked odds. It takes an exceptional individual to not throw in the towel & surrender to forever being salty.
- someone with fortitude but also displays bitterness, jaded, cynical or nihilistic traits

-Boy, Gunny Highway really showed saltitude by defying the Commander for so long, and he still won in the end.

by Itsnodawayitustabe December 23, 2016

Salted

When your bitch gets so mad because you found a way to piss them off in a hilarious way.

Example, Alex was so mad he just threw the table at us. He was extremely SALTED

by sunsetbeach35 January 18, 2017

saltine-job

When a girl gives you a head job to climax then blow dries your dick to make the load stick to your nuts then and pours salt on them....

Matt: That chick gave me the best saltine-job last night at Kmart.

by Master saltine chef February 10, 2017