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Panda

When you suggest that your girlfriend wears loads of eyemakeup, then get them to give you a blowjob. Whilst they are there, grab their head and pull them inhem til they gag and the tears stream down their face- making the makeup run, and them look like a Panda.
''She's not talking to me again''
''Why this time?''
''I gave her a serious Panda last night''
by Ting Ting Panda King November 4, 2009
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panda

Originally derived from the South Park episode starring 'Sexual Harassment Panda' circa 2000/2001. The term panda refers to someone, usually with ginger hair, who is rejected by many but accepted by few. Panda is an abbreviation for 'Sexual Harassment Gay Ginger Panda' which exploded onto the school scene in 2001.
by LazyJ June 19, 2006
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When an Asian,black and white guy have a threesome
Did you see that panda on PornHub
by Sexy Panda 3 April 28, 2015
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Panda

Panda is another word for someone who is an absolutely hilarious fat legend, who cracks you up every time you see them.
Ahaaaa you're such a panda!
by hks123 May 26, 2009
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panda shit

Having sex at the zoo in front of the panda exhibit. Right before you blow your load, pull out and ejaculate on the panda.
My best friend dared me too panda shit at the san diego zoo! And id did all over the panda.
by boner express March 13, 2010
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panda

A tasty Treat...
EX: Panda Kabobs, Pand steak, panda pie, panda taco (mumm taco) ect...
See, IHOP
"I loves me my panda"
by Maku April 2, 2005
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Panda Bandit

The desire to insert ones' meat into another's anus
Q: That "Burdy" lad is a right polish panda bandit!
A: So's your mum!
Q: You're mum on toast...
by Granty Babes April 2, 2008
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