Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.

That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’

by March 05, 2023

Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.

That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’

by March 05, 2023

Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.

Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.

by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019

Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.

Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.

by Tutorman January 08, 2019

cameolt penguin

a really dirty looking irish slut

bob: dude look at lulu today isn't she hot!
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..

by ras elias May 05, 2009

Pulling a Penguin

When someone randomly screams and scares everyone around them due to excessive fangirling

I had a literal heart attack because Nina started pulling a penguin

by Dr Bradygon February 10, 2019

penguin sly choke

When others look tired so you help them sleep

My girlfriend looked tired so I gave her the ol' penguin sly choke her ass out.

by Penguin sly March 22, 2021