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The Penguin Clause

When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope
Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.
by Plant.mami December 8, 2024
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Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad

Nethamer said "Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad"
by Nethamer October 4, 2020
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Penguin Out of Mexico

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.

Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.
by markmessina June 30, 2025
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Squishy Penguin

1. A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

2. The sexual position.

3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.
1. Sorry about the squishy penguin in your brain.

2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.

3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.
by P. N. Guinn II August 30, 2010
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stinky penguin

The awkward waddle you are forced to do when you discover that you need toilet paper after you have taken a shit.
I have to start keeping extra tp in the bathroom, I had to do the stinky penguin twice today because of the taco bell last night
by flatmonkey December 23, 2013
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Penguinized

“A term used to describe a YouTuber who gets into a controversy and then receives criticism from moistCr1TiKaL
After making a controversial statement in his latest video, the YouTuber was quickly criticized by moistCr1TiKaL and therefore was Penguinized.
by SigmaRizzW July 22, 2024
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Club Penguin Journey

A fan-made revival of Club Penguin founded in 2023 based on the game's AS2 (middle) era, from 2007-2012. The game was abruptly shut down in September 2024 before returning the following month. Unlike most other revivals, the game is not housed in a downloadable client and is purely browser-based just like the original game.
I tried Club Penguin Journey once but couldn't get into it as someone who grew up with AS3 Club Penguin.
by CtrlAlt_Games November 26, 2024
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