Sneezing Panda

When you cum in a girls pussy and she queefs spraying a white mist like a sneeze. Similar to the popular sneezing panda YouTube video.

Nick: "Yo I was banging Dakota's sister Heather last night and I came in her and she queefed."

Brandon: " Oh man sneezing panda!"

by D Tausch March 20, 2011

Hell-Raising Panda

To perform sex in a lazy panda like position that requires a minimum penis size (or limp penis) yet raising all hell by screaming obnoxiously at each others faces.

"I hell-raised the fucking panda out of that bitch. Lets just say she will never experience a louder hell-raising panda again."

by Cornelius Ayre Akbar December 16, 2008

sexual panda

a panda that wants sex so badly, that josh sings a song about it all the time

Seeeexuuuuaaaaal Panda

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

I'm a panda

What happens when you sit in the sun watching a football game with your sunglasses on and you burn your face except for the part where you sunglasses were.

Rich came into work and im'd me and the first thing he said was "i'm a panda"

by Pdog January 27, 2005

Albino Panda

A polar bear.

"The albino panda is native to nearly everywhere. Other names include albino grizzly bear, giant albino koala, abominable snow-bear, albino black bear, polar bear, Ethan Frey without a tan, and hairy old guy."

by crudesexualpun October 6, 2013

Dirty Panda

When you shove a raccoon up your asshole

Yo I just had dirty panda, it was the best experience of my life

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

Trash panda

Those woman at bars that put too much make up on, which makes them look like they have a black eye.

There are too many trash pandas hoes out tonight, hide your credit card.

by anonymous March 13, 2021