Phantom Carver

A user on Urbandictionary that sits back behind his phone and talks shit about all his class mates in his school

Phantom Carver is a fuckboy

by SwAg_ReAper March 20, 2019

phlacid phantom

A person who is acting, & dressing into a sexual character like a super hero, but has a soft limp pens as a silly super power.

Last night I dressed up as the phlacid phantom and role played with my wife.

by Yayaye January 09, 2015

Phantom Jerker

one who subconsciously while sleeping jerks off their partner who is also sleeping.

KG (the Phantom Jerker) Phantom Jerked JP

by muskadusa December 23, 2009

Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020

Phantom Head

When you got head to good you can still feel it

“Her dome game was so good I got phantom head and it’s been like a week”

by Fungoid October 12, 2020

Phantom phallus

The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women

That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!

by Nuphagus January 04, 2020

Phantom gooning

Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind

Last night was CRAZY, I was phantom gooning and had a massive finish

by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025