penguin water

Lube/oil, typically used for sex

I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable

by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022

PenguinEngineer

a stooped idot. he calls himself a software engineer but he doesn't even know ports in internet connections. idot idot idot
noot noot

someone: do you see that penguinengineer guy?
another guy: yeah his websites are trash af

by PenguinEngineer May 30, 2022

penguin tan

A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.

Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.

by callmezeus June 21, 2022

Penguin

It waddles….
It honks….
And….
It….
eats fish I guess

Omg look it’s a penguin

by PENGUINZZZ July 8, 2022

Penguinologist

Penguinologist, a person who's job it is to research penguins and some specialize in working to help preserve penguins, but they also have the biggest cocks in the universe and are also the biggest sigma males, they're always on that sigma male grindset mindset.

A - "So what do you do for a living."
B - "I'm a penguinologist."
A - "Da fuq?"

by Penguin0logist July 14, 2022

Penguin

If someone calls you a penguin it’s can simply mean happy feet or it can also refer to a saying you have similar feet towards penguins

Josh said I have penguin feet because of my toes nails

by Misslayla59 July 18, 2022

Penguin

An animal that looks cut and fluffy until you realize the inside of its mouth looks like a fucking demogorgon

That guy has a penguin mouth

by anonymous July 21, 2022