Rule Number 2

Keith is a dick

Mr. Keith was being bitched at about a students grade and responded with, rule number 2

by theceo November 30, 2011

Number Three

When you use the bathroom for urination it's number one.
When you use it to defecate its number two.
When you use it to masturbate its number three.

Number one - Gold like the sun'
Number two - going poo
Number three - the devil sets my sperm free
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I just went number three on myself.

by VegSXEBassist August 17, 2007

BWH number

When someone asks for another BWH number, it is usually the measurements of their bust, waist, and hips. The number is used to tailor dresses and shirts to the right size. And by some smartasses who think they can determine how a girl looks with those measurements.

Male Fiance gets off phone: "Hey babe, your wedding dress tailor lost the BWH numbers, you want me to look for the tape measurer?"

Smartass: "Hmmm, Kim Kardasian has a BHW of 38-27-38, I guess this 35-30-41 girl is as sexy as her. SCORE!"

by TAYLORwebb July 1, 2011

Number 4

a picture message that includes the sender's penis

Casey sent Sloan a number 4. She has not texted him back since.

by JP Lubrano February 26, 2011

Number 5

To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.

Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.

by Eric December 4, 2003

number three

referring to a human female's menstrual session.

"...you seem cranky, do you need to go make a number three?

by SpiderMAH May 3, 2009

nerbert

n. 1 no
2 anything negative

Antonym of yerbert

Do you like wretches?
Nerbert!

by C-RADS February 18, 2004