1 definition by VegSXEBassist

When you use the bathroom for urination it's number one.
When you use it to defecate its number two.
When you use it to masturbate its number three.
Number one - Gold like the sun'
Number two - going poo
Number three - the devil sets my sperm free
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I just went number three on myself.
by VegSXEBassist August 14, 2007
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