numb digga

dumb n-word, but the first letters have been swapped

"Yo, you seen xyz lately?"
"xyz? You mean that numb digga?"

by discordaddict May 8, 2021

number 2 pencil

best pencil

"If you don't use a number 2 pencil then, you get a zero."

by 987654321-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 November 19, 2022

Lot number

a "lot number" is a term used to refer to a trashy individual straight up out da trailor park

"this place is full of lot numbers"
"lenny is such a lot number"
"that lot number stays wear dem jorts, a mullet, and a baseball bat"

by jflynn February 21, 2010

The number 15

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

at burger king ask for the number 15

by Generic Wifi May 6, 2018

cereal number

The "on a scale from one to a hundred" nutritional-rating figure --- one being totally lousy and hyper-fattening, like Chocolate-Covered Sugar-Krunchies, and a hundred being a "perfect ten", like quick oats or plain shredded-wheat biscuits with whole milk and raisins --- that is assigned to a particular grain-based breakfast-selection, depending on how healthfully-balanced a food it is.

Murphy's Law: "Most any breakfast-snack will have a cereal number that is in direct inverse proportion to how tasty and appealing it is to the majority of members of the general public, especially the little ones." Ain't DAT da truth????

by QuacksO July 11, 2018

The numb leg shit

That satisfying feeling when you are mid shit and your legs get that static feeling of partial numbness makeing your shit extraordinary and satisfying

To have the numb leg shit ,
Take a seat for your shit cross one leg over the other then sit back lifting your foot from flat to tippy toes and wait while you shit slides out and

the feeling envelopes you

by The inventor of the numb leg s February 10, 2019

Lucky number 8

1 number better than 7

Bro 1: Bro dibs on lucky number 7

Bro 2: Bro dibs on lucky number 8!

Bro 1: Oof I'm dead now!

by Billy Jeff May 16, 2019