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Mountain Wolf Plays

The best yter on earth. If you disagree then go burn in a hole.
Person A: Mountain Wolf Plays is the best yter

Person B: Incorrect

Person A: die

Person C: die

Person D: die

Person B: sorry I meant correct
by Awsome Power March 3, 2021
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Mountain out of a Molehole

An inadvertent mis-rendering of the saying "making a mountain out of a molehill" - enlarging an issue beyond its merits or needs - which unintentionally and charmingly accentuates the disparity.
"So what? You lent me your car to go grocery shopping. For whatever, an hour, and I brought it back! It was not three weeks later! Sixteen days is much closer to two weeks. You are so totally making a mountain out of a molehole".
by Monkey's Dad June 13, 2021
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Mountain Dew Prince

The prince of the Mountain Dew addicts :D
"Hey dude I went to the Mountain Dew Prince's palace yesterday"
"Really? how was it?"
"AWESOME!!"
by Ms.Chiznet June 16, 2009
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African Mountain Climbing

the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.
Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.
by Dick Ed November 9, 2012
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montana mountain apple

When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.
I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.
by scatman247 March 4, 2014
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Mountain Bear Trap

When you and a buddy are spit-roasting a girl and the guy hitting it from behind punches the girl in the back of the head causing her to bite down on the other guy's penis.
I had to get stitches because my buddy decided to Mountain Bear Trap me.
by CommieTrex March 6, 2022
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broke dick mountain

When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.
Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!
by Piratical December 18, 2016
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