Moses

When a seat belt or a purse strap separates a woman's boobs.

Holy Moses the mighty parting of the chest.

by Pz@ November 13, 2025

Uber-moses

To be extremely intoxicated; faded

I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.

by Joshua Collins December 13, 2006

Jolly moses

The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.

Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"

by jesus037 November 13, 2009

Angry Mossball

When having sex with your girl, you grab a large wad of wet moss and throw it in her face. Laugh afterwards in a hearty way.

Ah last night I so Angry Mossballed my girlfriend!!! What a night...

by The Angry Hiker February 18, 2010

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

taint moss

the cheesy growth that builds on your taint during the summer months in Florida.

I continue to scratch places in public that I would not do in private due to my taint moss.

"Dude, I smell cheese" , "No that's just my taint moss"

by captain Ream'O December 28, 2013

tooth moss

The green algae growth on an individual's teeth as a result of the lack of practicing good dental hygeine.

Henry - Did you see Baker's green teeth this afternoon?
John - Yep, they were overgrown.
Henry - He probably will need to use a weed eater to cut that tooth moss!
John - Tell me about it. He's fuckin' disgusting.

by Meat Teeth March 18, 2014