Pussy mitten

Pussy mitten (noun): big bushed lose gaping vagina hole. A hairy vagina in which you can put your whole hand inside and feel warmth.

Dan- "That bitch who I just donkey punched has a pussy mitten"

Rob-"Hey check out that girl, shes hot, i'd totally bang her"
Christian-"Nah dude dont do it, that bitch has got a pussy mitten!"

by Allmenshouldlosetheirdicks87 October 16, 2009

Greasy Oven Mitt

During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.

Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.

That chic was a freak. I gave her a greasy oven mitt and she loved it!

by Greasy13 July 27, 2010

mitt the shit

A shape shifting LDS hustler with a spray on tan.

Mitt the shit

by yoopertj March 14, 2014

Mitosis

What you say when a biologist steps on your foot.

What does James Charles say when a biologist steps on his foot?
“Hey! You stepped on mitosis!”

by peanut_ariel_carlos March 3, 2019

Mitting

The act of doing nothing.

The entire office is mitting at 4:30 on Friday afternoon.

by TBLOfficestaff June 21, 2012

Mitchell

Mitchell is the bastard son of Zues and is an only child in his mortal family. This guy is a god among men. His awesomeness causes chuck norris to drop to his knees and bow down. Women have Wet Dreams about having a Wet Dream about a day with Mitchell. His Penis is 9 in. exactly but can still please a woman better than a man with a foot long rod. Awesomness pumps through his veins everyday and will turn anything his blood touches into pure energy. Overall

Dude, holy shit, that was Mitchell

by emefircus October 28, 2010

mite

British cognate for "mate"

The youngest of ten and a delicate mite (Cream - Mother's Lament)

by Kyle Badner May 10, 2006