Broken Pop Machine

While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.

What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.

by Pat Dailey August 29, 2007

Washing Machine Heart

A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”

Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.

“Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart” A heart that trys to people please

by ieatpatrickbateman May 5, 2023

Minnesota Arcade Machine

The act of inserting coinage into a male's urethra before intercourse to build up semen pressure.

"Dude my girl and me did the Minnesota Arcade Machine last night and I'm still sore."

"Would you like me to give you a Minnesota Arcade Machine?"

by Mr. Sister Kisser November 14, 2018

derek yu machine

A very complex machine that results in death

The Derek yu machine hit me with a random arrow and made me land on spikes

by Geargasm December 16, 2020

Time Machine Tuesday

An expression used on social media that is way more original than throw back Thursday. It is meant to show an event that happened a while ago and be posted on Tuesday.

Did you see that Time Machine Tuesday post?

by aidan2300 May 22, 2015

Machine Stalker Kelly

someone that stands next to your machine at the gym impatiently like a dumb crap

Can you stop Machine Stalker Kelly my 14 year old daughter

by KJ RIDER January 24, 2019

Sledgehammer to the coin machine

When a sledgehammer is swung willy nilly like towards the genitals of another person.

"Hey did you hear about Wilcox? He took a sledgehammer to the coin machine."
"Really? He must have been in Florida."

by The coin purse bandit May 18, 2022