I Can't Coman Kill Myself 

It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)

Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.

Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.

I Can't Coman Kill Myself by Grumpy Ned January 7, 2020

simp that u want to kill 

so this guy is not only a fucking nerd, but he steals yo girl and simps out for her just to get dumped. fucking dumbass
his name is : caged boy , bob, simpy, IDUBBZ

bruh i want to kill him hes a simp that u want to kill. butt poop bitch poo

simp that u want to kill by poo butt stink April 14, 2020

You Kill It You Fill It

The concept of, upon an item such as a pot of coffee or bowl of pretzels being emptied, the person who emptied said item is entrusted with the duty of replenishing the goods previously kept therein. Lazy people will not kill things if they are too lazy to fill them, and douchebags will kill them without feeling they should be bothered with refilling them.

Never trust a person who feels above this law. For Example:

(Ted and Jason are in an office setting. Both walk towards a pot of coffee.)
Ted: Mmm, I love coffee.
(Ted pours a cup of coffee, kills it, and begins to walk away.)
Jason: Ted, come on, you kill it you fill it!
Ted: Nah, I'm too big of a douchebag to make coffee.
Jason: Go die in a fire.
(Don't worry, Ted does.)

You Kill It You Fill It by Leechdemon October 9, 2006

Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.

Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”

Please kill me by JustFknDone September 14, 2018

Murder-Death-Kill

From the movie Demolition Man, starring Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. It was repeated, along with a police code (1-8-7) over police scanners when Wesley Snipes' character had escaped from cryogenic prison into a crime free society, where he perpetrated many murders.

Police Scanner: Code 1-8-7. Murder-Death-Kill.

Murder-Death-Kill by Hexadecimal April 20, 2007

ill kill you 

1. a signal that youve done something very very very wrong.

2. the cue to haul ass.

3.a consequence of doing something very very very wrong and you now need to haul ass.

1. "i peed in your pool."
"ill kill you"
2."shit, dude i just got cought by my girlfriends dad."
(shotgun reloading noise) "ILL KILL YOU!!!!!"

ill kill you by {[M]}{[1]} October 25, 2004

stealth kill 

Killing someone, usually in a game, without causing any kind of alarm, either to the victim or to the anyone else in the area. These are most used in stealth-um-up games such as Splinter Cell, Hitman, or Tenchu.

What a stealth kill, he never saw it coming!

stealth kill by NetFreak May 28, 2006