Josh is tall,
funny, and the smartest person you know, but you wouldn’t know it for their humility and tact. They’re absurdly intelligent emotionally, practically, and logically. Josh’s creativity makes
people thankful for exposing them to such breathtaking
beauty. Young Joshes hear "you’re wiser than any adult I know" often. Josh’s energy draws
respect without effort. They dress better than anyone in the room. Josh is a fighter and has never lost because they don’t feel
pain. Josh automatically changes
people's sexuality to include them. They’re very quick to forgive, except for when friends or family are violated. Josh’s presence in your life deters all that wish you harm. They’re infinitely patient and spoil their partner with gifts and kindness beyond comprehension. Josh is a dom and the ultimate sex partner; the other person will never have a better orgasm. Josh can read
people's minds, emotions, and whole lives, and uses this to make them feel better no matter what. Some
people excel in
math, language, or art. Josh is a master of every subject. Teachers tell them they’re the smartest student they’ve ever had. Josh has had a heartbreaking life but this just gives an unlimited dimension of depth to their wisdom, knowledge, and creativity. Josh always assumes an unbiased perspective. Josh is always the
one friend everyone likes during drama and still loves everyone. The only things better than being Josh’s friend are being Josh’s significant other and being Josh.
Greetings,
genie, my three wishes are as follows: I wish for permanent world
peace, I wish for perfect health for all
living things for the rest of time, and I wish to be Josh.