Clump Hump

Having an excessive amount of sex in a short period of time, usually before or after expected dry spells.

Oh I haven't seen my girl in forever, we're gonna clump hump this weekend.

by weekend pounder October 20, 2010

Yellow Hummer

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and instead of ejaculating, he pees in her mouth.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Yellow Hummer...I don't think she'll be back.

by Grape Ape 22 November 23, 2010

twat-hump

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space.

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Austin the twat-humper. September 27, 2011

Homie Humper

A girl or guy who goes out with their friends boyfriend/girlfriend after they break up

omg i cant believe my best friend mary is going out with my ex now what a homie humper

by lilswagggurl November 6, 2011

bumper humper

a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.

"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"

by Mommypoo January 1, 2012

Dad humor

A sense of humor that only dads will enjoy.

Dad: *makes really corny and bad joke*
Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor

by mhmuss February 16, 2014

Sex Humus

The dried, crusty bullshit that stays on your dick and her pussy after sex. Prominent in middle eastern women, especially those with yak pussy.

Atiya and I were fucking real hard last night, and I woke up with this nasty sex humus all over my cock. Her yak pussy was so covered that it turned into a penis flytrap.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015