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cooking the hooker

( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society
When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.
by Sexydimma July 10, 2021
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Thai Hooker

An American whiskey drink that is topped with soy sauce. It starts good, but ends filthy. "Salty and gross."

AKA The Spaghetti Western

AKA How I Built the Railroad
My buddy just joined the Navy, so we welcomed him in with a Thai Hooker.

See: youtube user thelinguine, thai hooker
by ThaiHookerBanger November 30, 2010
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red hooker

A Red Hooker is one or an indivisual that attends Red Hook High School. Red Hookers are usually skanks and they hate they're rival town (Rhinebeck). Rhinebeck is a beautiful town with excellent shopping, excelling students in academics and sports, and has gorgeous students. Red Hookers are usually jelious of Rhinebeck's high sense of fashionable girls and they're capability to steal good looking Red Hook boys right from underneath them. And Yes bitch... we pop our collars.
A Red Hooker wears unmatching, tacky clothing.
by Collar Popper December 12, 2008
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holleration

the act of hollering with the mental support of fellow friends and humans behind you.
stupid hoochie:
yo girl dis is a gucci purse! you want for your friendzzz too?
brilliant math scholar:
holleration!
by master p March 3, 2005
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Hookerhoe

An insult given to a girl who sleeps around more often than the usual girl who just sleeps around.
"Billy, your sister is a serious hookerhoe".
by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 29, 2004
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holler at a wordy son

The dorky and clueless way of saying holla at a woadie. Usually used by either of the following two groups of people:

1. Dweebs who are trying to be funny but come off as sounding pretty annoying
2. Oldsters who have no clue
Matt: "Hey Adam, quick change the subject. Mr. Nougat is coming here and he's going to try to be our friend again. Let's talk about something totally uninteresting to him. Like those old POGS or something.

Adam: "Right - so Adam - how about that skullhead psychedelic POG?"

Mr. Nougat: "Hey, bras, what is up in the hooooouuusee!? WESSS SIDE! Holler at a wordy son, ya heeeaaaard me?"

Adam: *wincing* "Ehhe... that's funny."

Matt: "Uhhh... I gotta go. See you guys later."

Adam: "Oh actually I gotta go too. I have an appointment with Mr. ... Tobernacky right now."

Mr. Nougat: "Okeedokee. See ya later, alligator. Ahahaha that's funny right? Right?"
by Adel7 September 11, 2007
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Hookerlicious

Pronunciation: 'hu-k&r-'li-sh&s

Function: adjective

1.) One who possesses an incredibly sexy attitude.
2.) An incredibly sexy body.
That girl is hookerlicious!
by Michael P. Henderson October 2, 2007
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