one handed dick dance

the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away

i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF July 31, 2012

Golden Handkerchiefs

A downbeat variation of Golden Handcuffs, often used when you realise the retention bonus or retention contract you have signed up for keeps you in a bad company where you really don't want to be.

Pauline "what's up? you dont seem your normal chirpy self."

Stephanie "I'm crying into my golden handkerchiefs, I want to get out of this chickenshit outfit but can't"

by AnyOldEthernet October 8, 2013

one-handed drum solo

Masturbation

"That old guy was at the bus stop doing a one-handed drum solo!"

by NetworkDr June 14, 2016

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for masturbating

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for ejaculating.

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

No Handed Barracuda

The act of two in the pink and one in the stink, without your hands. Usually using your penis in the anus and two testicles in the vagina.

Norman found a game one at the club last night. He gave her a No Handed Barracuda.

by Poz Aus December 31, 2016

palma handerson

The nick name you give your beater hand

My nigga got a date with Palma Handerson tonight aka his left hand

by Homie Pillows September 17, 2017