ho-hummer

a reluctant blowjob

She didn't really feel like fooling around last night so she just gave me a ho-hummer. It wasn't that great.

by Red D July 14, 2011

ho-blind

1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.

2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.

3) Both.

1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."

1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."

2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."

3) Todd Palin.

by Ghost Mutt January 22, 2012

ho goggles

The nonprescription glasses girls wear to make them appear smarter and less slutty than they actually are

Stacy started wearing ho goggles but she isn't fooling anybody. That bitch gets passed around more than the collection plate at church

by ghostfaced April 17, 2012

ho bag

A hobo that is douche bag, a whore, and a diabetic.

Man, Ryan is SUCH a ho bag!

(While playing broken telephone) "It ended as… Ryan is a ho bag!"

by ryan is a ho bag January 14, 2015

ho hounds

Person who plays around with women without being serious about the relationships.

I think in the professional sports, you know, they’re ho hounds.

by FNULILY February 24, 2017

Ho skin

When a girl goes out looking to hook up on a night out, she puts on her ho skin aka a slutty outfit.

Girl 1: Girlllll you got yo ho skin on.

Girl 2: Yea, Ima bout to get it tonight!

by shaanye east August 11, 2017

Ho out

To let your inner hoe out

Girl:I'm gonna ho out this weekend with my ex's friends

by Ggmf August 1, 2018