Gooch Bracken

A patch of overgrown pubic hair found on the perineum of a man or a woman.

"Dude this girl had so much Gooch Bracken I couldn't even bear to cross the bridge to Trumpton!"

by SamBennyfud June 1, 2014

Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.

Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.

by Cashmere Dreams September 1, 2014

Gooch wipe

When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch

Jax is a gooch wipe

by Tylermcnabb February 11, 2015

goochmust

Very large person in size. Shit caked between his ass cheeks. The smallest dick you've ever seen. Normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. Always a lazy bitch. Fucks the nastiest bitches. Usually lives with parents. Smells like a rotten ass hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.

"Man did you smell Aaron today he had goochmust out the ass."

by 1 inch dick April 15, 2015

goochmust

Very large person in size. Shit caked between his ass cheeks. The smallest dick you've ever seen. Normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. Always a lazy bitch. Fucks the nastiest bitches. Usually lives with parents. Smells like a rotten ass hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.

"Man did you smell Aaron today he had goochmust out the ass."

by 1 inch dick April 15, 2015

Goochturd

Goochturd, noun- A goochturd is a turd that originates from the gooch or vagina

Sentence: Man I fucked Sally so hard last night that a goochturd fell out.

by Zseltz May 18, 2015

Goochturd

Goochturd, verb- the act of taking a turd out of the toilet that you shit out the previous day that way it's odor is awful and falls apart more easily to shove into your partners vaginal or anal cavity

Sentence: I pulled a goochturd on Sally last night and she rode my dick after I did it, I used that shit as lube too

by Zseltz May 18, 2015