Space goon

The enlightened goon after achieving goontosis and living after goonicide and experiencing the ghost of the goon they will achieve space goon which they will float into space and goon and they will become one of the stars made out of the goon only a few people achieve this miracle.

Dude I was gooning and I achieved it space goon!

Random gooner how the fuck did u do it what was it like?

Pro gooner it was peak…

Space goon by The enlighten goon. March 26, 2026

Benson goon

The singer/songwriter, Benson Boone paired with goon which means to masturbate

I hate Benson goon's music

Benson goon by Tiddyboybot May 2, 2026

Co-Goon

It means when two people simultaneously goon.

Me and my girl co-gooned

Co-Goon by Kiyotard May 6, 2026

Rage Goon

verb
rage gooned, rage goon, rage gooning.

Refusing to look away from rage bait, indulgently. Escalating into a habitual engagement in rage inducing content. No longer even needing to be baited, instead actively pursuing content that gets them in a tizzy. Hedonistically reveling in the sensation of one's panties in a bunch.

"My uncle cant stop rage gooning over ai generated facebook articles about the 'woke left'"
"They seemed cool until I realized how much they rage goon over other people's performative ally posting".
"I used to be such a rage gooner till i realized the real currency is my clicks, and my eyes on the screen."

Rage Goon by J.B.Jones May 10, 2026

Army-goon

The type of guy who is so obsessed with the military that it’s almost masturbatory — aka, they goon for the army.

Original translation from the greek word: Στρατόκαυλος

1. “Mark! You can’t wear your airforce halloween costume for the 3rd year in a row. You’re such an army-goon.”

2. “I heard that army-goon Trevor is late to class because he was playing that World of Tanks simulator all night.” “Dude, he’s so far gone, he only listens to military podcasts now.”

Army-goon by thethinktank June 14, 2026

Army-goon

The type of guy who is so obsessed with the military that it’s almost masturbatory — aka, they goon for the army.

Original translation from the greek word: Στρατόκαυλος

1. “Mark! You can’t wear your airforce halloween costume for the 3rd year in a row. You’re such an army-goon.”

2. “I heard that army-goon Trevor is late to class because he was playing that World of Tanks simulator all night.” “Dude, he’s so far gone, he only listens to military podcasts now.”

Army-goon by thethinktank June 14, 2026

Nig-ma goon

Usually a white male who acts in such a manner, he could easily be confused as an ignorant black male.

" Yo ma nigga whats down in the hizz-ouse?"

" Jay your white, stop being a nig-ma goon."

Nig-ma goon by naaat turner September 5, 2011