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Army-goon
The type of guy who is so obsessed with the military that it’s almost masturbatory — aka, they goon for the army.
Original translation from the greek word: Στρατόκαυλος
Original translation from the greek word: Στρατόκαυλος
1. “Mark! You can’t wear your airforce halloween costume for the 3rd year in a row. You’re such an army-goon.”
2. “I heard that army-goon Trevor is late to class because he was playing that World of Tanks simulator all night.” “Dude, he’s so far gone, he only listens to military podcasts now.”
2. “I heard that army-goon Trevor is late to class because he was playing that World of Tanks simulator all night.” “Dude, he’s so far gone, he only listens to military podcasts now.”
Army-goon by thethinktank June 14, 2026
Army-goon
The type of guy who is so obsessed with the military that it’s almost masturbatory — aka, they goon for the army.
Original translation from the greek word: Στρατόκαυλος
Original translation from the greek word: Στρατόκαυλος
1. “Mark! You can’t wear your airforce halloween costume for the 3rd year in a row. You’re such an army-goon.”
2. “I heard that army-goon Trevor is late to class because he was playing that World of Tanks simulator all night.” “Dude, he’s so far gone, he only listens to military podcasts now.”
2. “I heard that army-goon Trevor is late to class because he was playing that World of Tanks simulator all night.” “Dude, he’s so far gone, he only listens to military podcasts now.”
Army-goon by thethinktank June 14, 2026