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Definitions by J.B.Jones

verb
rage gooned, rage goon, rage gooning.

Refusing to look away from rage bait, indulgently. Escalating into a habitual engagement in rage inducing content. No longer even needing to be baited, instead actively pursuing content that gets them in a tizzy. Hedonistically reveling in the sensation of one's panties in a bunch.
"My uncle cant stop rage gooning over ai generated facebook articles about the 'woke left'"
"They seemed cool until I realized how much they rage goon over other people's performative ally posting".
"I used to be such a rage gooner till i realized the real currency is my clicks, and my eyes on the screen."
Rage Goon by J.B.Jones May 10, 2026