Guardevoir

The epitome of being fucking horny

Person: Whatcha doing?
Me: Just watching some Guardevoir videos
Person: Have fun watching Hentai

by SwallowMaPiPi April 15, 2024

Guapanese

Related to the term Guap, Guapenese means you speakin bout money. Wether that be talkin bout makin a play or runnin it up. You only talk money.

“Seven digits on the payroll
Speakin' Guapanese to Guapo”
- Lil Tecca

by BackWithTheMilkBoyss May 8, 2024

guapgettaswithballerism

This is when u make guap an at the same time ur a baller therfore guapgettaswithballerism

I'm a guapgettaswithballerism.

that guys so rich, he must be a guapgettaswithballerism.

Jake is so cool he must be a guapgettaswithballerism

by guapgettaswithballerism May 20, 2024

Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024

Guap

A mexican guy who thinks they are "Guapo" but say it as "Guap"

"Jose you think you are Guap" Jose says "Oh yes I'm very Guap"

by iloveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 9, 2024

guap

the female version of gooning or masturbating

damn i bet that hoe guaps

by guaper December 17, 2024

Guaraí

the WORST CITY in the ENTIRETY of Brazil, it's a GIANT FUCKING SHITHOLE and im not kidding it is FUCKING HORRIBLE, the streets smell like semen, the dogs bite everyone on the street, half of all the men are degenerates (the other half fled the city), half of the women are also degenerates (since women are technically smarter they know that the best option would be to just kill themselves)and EVERY FUCKING DAY from 7pm to 4:30 am you can hear GUNSHOTS in EVERY PART OF THE TOWN. NEVER GO THERE, ITS A FUCKING SHIT HOLE. GUARAÍ IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE, EVEN WORSE THEN HELL, AND IF VISIT THERE AND COME BACK THERE IS AN 95% CHANCE THAT YOU WILL BE PUT IN A PSYCHIATRIC FUCKING HOSPITAL, GUARAÍ IS FUCKING HELL. MY GIRLFRIEND'S STEP-BROTHER WENT THERE AND WHEN HE CAME BACK HE SHAT HIS PANTS, SMEARED IT ON THE WALL, SLAPPED MY GIRLFRIEND'S MOM'S ASS, ATE HIS FUCKING PILLOW(don't know how tf did he do that), CUT OFF HIS DICK, BALLS AND NIPPELES, REMOVED HIS TEETH, AND SHOVED MY GIRLFRIEND'S STEPDAD'S GLASSES UP HIS ASS AND THEN WHEN WE SENT HIM TO THE NEAREST PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL HE FUCKING CLIMBED ON THE VENTS AND CUMMED ALL OVER THE MANAGER'S DESK FROM UP THERE IN THE VENT AND EVERYTHING WHILE SHOUTING "FLAMENGO PRIMEIRO GUARAÍ É O LUGAR DOS DEMONIOS EU SOU GAY EO DAVI ME CHUPOU" OVER AND OVER AGAIN (we don't know who is davi but we're searching beacuse maybe it wasnt actually the city), trust me i watched everything.
Moral of the story, don't go there, it's a mess. Thank you.

Person 1: Dude you've ever been to Guaraí?
Person 2: Oh hell no! Don't try to trick me dumbass!

by Yournumba1fan December 30, 2024