monkey food

Cocaine. Refers to the experiment where Monkeys were given a choice between actual food or cocaine. Turns out the Monkeys always chose the cocaine. In another experiment, Monkeys could push a button and receive cocaine. The monkeys would repeatedly push the button for more cocaine "Monkey Food".

Gimme more monkey food! Are you monkeying around tonight? Where is Monkey Boy? Got Monkey Food?

by Mike B White January 22, 2007

fender food

The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..

"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"

"Er.. a dog?"

"Wearing a wristwatch?"

"Haha er.. god made me do it!"

by footfarmer September 24, 2005

food jew

someone that never shares their food

a:hey frank can i have some chips
f:no get your own
a:but were in the middle of class
f:too bad
a:FOOD JEW!

by froobinator September 28, 2006

rich food

Heavy foods that don't lay right in the stomach.

I ate some rich food at Outback and automatically I had to use the restroom.

by Blue eyes 30 November 4, 2013

Free Food

To pick up a prostitute and have any sexual activity and not paying afterwards.

*Picks up Prostitute*
*Fucks Prostitue*
*Doesnt pay afterwards*
*Free Food*

by The Guy in Tux October 2, 2015

bunny food

Derogatory term for salad and other vegetarian food.

My girlfriend's a veggie, so when she comes over we have to eat bunny food.

by Cayenne September 6, 2005

Sole Food

When kicking someone's ass and they eat your shoe.

I'm gonna give you a knuckle sandwich and some sole food.

by Sideshow Jim July 13, 2012