felch fries or goonlaush

the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum

“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
“what the fuck. this got sad”

by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025

Felching the orange

To demonstrate unwavering, unthinking, tender, loving devotion to Donald J. Trump, celebrity host of The Apprentice.

"Donald Trump is my best bro, he's basically like Jesus, love seeing all the WIN, cry more libs!"

"Wow, you're really felching the orange!"

by Is_this_really_happening February 13, 2025

Feather

Feather (Noun) The name of a woman that is very intelictly strong and physically fit. She is a woman that has high integrity and will do the right thing no matter what, even if it doesn't suit you or your beliefs. She can hold her own and is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in. She is a good friend and extremely good lover. She is bold and she is a great story telller of her time. She is proud of her name and knows she is named after the most powerful spiritual gift, tool, native medicine one can begotten. So powerful the government even made it illegal for just anyone to possess. She is a free sprit by nature and has love for all things. She will protect her family and friends against all odds including Laggers (Men who are part Lion & Tiger) mixed together makes for a Lazy Fat Hairy Man with no morals or standards. These people have no chance at winning against Feather. She is the type of woman that is not afraid to shoot!

"I want to be just like Feather." "Feather is Wendi's best friend."

by feathershark March 27, 2025

Feather twat

Big hairy pussy

Did you see Brenda's crotch? She has a full on feather twat

by Joe&Lance April 11, 2025

felch

when someone is lovesick but they don’t love the person, but are still really into them. if they are constantly thinking of the person they are in a ‘felch state’

have you seen the new girl bob is talking to, shes got him in such a felch state!

by unknown felcher February 16, 2026

Felt

fondle someone for one's own sexual stimulation.

He felt her up, groping her body for his own perverse pleasure, making her uncomfortable.

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

feather-hammer

(noun, abstract)
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.

Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.

It was hilarious.

by SpaceTT August 16, 2025