Yo man, this girl I was texting last night was a real eggplant farmer. She sent me the sexiest pics.
by Mytholces March 13, 2019
Get the eggplant farmer mug.A female who goes through life gradually recruiting a reverse-harem of males who foster inside themselves the sliver of a chance of boning her. These men constantly vy for time with said female to ply her with their pathetic excuse for game. The female in question will reciprocate all such gestures with almost entirely platonic affection that is nevertheless so laden with femininity that it hints of something more.
She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.
She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".
The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.
The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.
She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.
She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".
The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.
The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.
Observer 1: "Damn, that one dude is cleaning our her rats while she got another massaging her feet?"
Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"
Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"
by vaguesenseofsurprise September 14, 2020
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When someone gives an artist (regardless if they draw fetish content or not.) an oddly specific yet seemingly harmless request and/or question with an ulterior motive for sexual gratification.
The artwork could involve characters from tv shows/movies/anime or even an OC (short for Original Character, possibly being an intellectual property of an artist) doing almost random specific things. For example:
"Can you draw Princess Peach shivering?"
"Could I have an image of Blaze The Cat sucking her thumb?"
"Where is your OC the most ticklish?"
"Hi, what would your OC do if they suddenly got covered in maple syrup?
"Draw This character wearing a cheerleader outfit!"
The people asking these questions could possibly have large collections of artwork similar to the request they sent or could even ask for it multiple times in a row.
The artwork could involve characters from tv shows/movies/anime or even an OC (short for Original Character, possibly being an intellectual property of an artist) doing almost random specific things. For example:
"Can you draw Princess Peach shivering?"
"Could I have an image of Blaze The Cat sucking her thumb?"
"Where is your OC the most ticklish?"
"Hi, what would your OC do if they suddenly got covered in maple syrup?
"Draw This character wearing a cheerleader outfit!"
The people asking these questions could possibly have large collections of artwork similar to the request they sent or could even ask for it multiple times in a row.
by anonymous August 29, 2022
Get the Fetish Farming mug.an exployted asian employee of World of Warcraft. They all live in one room, sleeping on the floor and eat only microwavable or hot pan-cookable food. They are paid very badly. Their job is to harvest gold points for high profile companies that sell them to World of War Craft players for real money. Sick, I know.
by Tai Ni Po Ni November 24, 2006
Get the gold farmer mug.A baby farmer is a woman who keeps having/adopting children in excess with the sole purpose of collecting more money from the government and/or entitlement checks.
"Did you hear about that baby farmer in Florida?"
"Yeah, I heard she was growing them in dog cages and shit!"
"Yeah, I heard she was growing them in dog cages and shit!"
by DubDniK August 15, 2007
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