fat lap

The process of driving around the whole town with the intention of finding something to do. Often performed under cases of boredom

me an shaun are gonna take a fat lap, be back soon

by Macasarus December 8, 2007

low fat

Usually pertaining to food that is of less quantity, an advertising effort to promote "healthy"

Dorito's Normal: 200 Calories and 10g
Low fat: 100 Calories and 5g

by Dr. Awesome the fourth January 13, 2011

fat smacker

1. a gluttonous human. 2. a spoiled child.

i have to serve all these fat smackers at chuck e cheese

by McNa$ty August 5, 2012

Break Fat

When somebody takes a giant shit after eating lots of corn and red food-coloring, blends it in a blender with Gorilla Glue, broken glass and wood chips, then packs it into a hypodermic needle and injects it into their body where the most fat is found, waits for 20 minutes and has a friend get a steel baseball bat and hit the said area as hard as possible in a single swing.

"Dude, I got so horny yesterday that me and Jill had to break fat!!"

by Ibrokefat October 4, 2011

fat bread

When you or an acquaintance makes good money.

Paul: Got my paycheck, $350.
Me: Fuck man you're makin' fat bread.
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Me: Can you afford a PS3?
Brother: Yes, I make fat bread.

by GI48 July 10, 2006

fat gangsta

the one in a group who although obease is the one who makes things happen like being able to shut up a chav or if a chav is the only desent one

chav:oy u twats ya mum

fat gangsta:ooo big words from a little boy

chav:ill bash u up innit

fat gangsta: bring it on u little chav
then more chvs come who get beaten up by he fat gangstsa

by geeza July 24, 2008

Fat cock

Taehyung's Fat, large, massive, heavy and colossal cock.

- Taehyung always needs to hold Taeconda his BIG fat cock in check or it just springs out to say Hi to the world!

- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.

- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!

- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!

- "who is the bottom in taekook?"

"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"

"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"

by dictioNASTY September 29, 2022