dirty eric

a sex act in which a younger gay guy farts in the face of an older gay act, then is spanked by the older gay guy.

This place smells like someone was doing the dirty eric in here.

by peoplearewierd August 21, 2009

Eric Cartman’s Wife

Eric Cartman’s Wife was originally derived from a girl called Andrea. Her personality is just like Eric Cartman, arrogant, rude, abusive, bully, self-fish, fat, stubborn, stupid.
And she hates America.

Hello my name is Andrea
Oh, you’re Eric Cartman’s Wife

by My name is Andrea10 May 6, 2010

earing

Impractical piece of jewelry, most often forcibly inserted into the lower earlobe where it then hangs. Most often used by girls with a single "earing" in each ear, sometimes also used excessively - by girls or guys - with mixed results.

Statistics have shown that people identifying themselves as "gothic" or "emo" have are 150% more likely to have multiple earings.

In the book "Diary" Peter's friend ripped his earing out, severing his earlobe into two pieces, resembling a snake's tongue.

by Louis K April 11, 2005

Eric

Eric's are interesting people. They occur in juice cartons and are very very tall, like a lamp post. They spring about like clowns in jumpy towns and play with baked cheese's. Their favorite is mozzarella. Usually these Eric people like to wear wizard hats and love to play the role of harry potter. Also known as a cute hippo that can use its legs as wings. They like sniffing out potato sacks and use them instead of clothes. This is often because they lose their clothes.

Jon: hey mann
Dave: omgsh did you see that eric guy walk past?...he looks rather like a cute hippo don't ya think?.

by potatoe sack August 13, 2008

Erica from Marketing

Just a random person from the office. Like Bob From Accounting.

No dude, its just Erica from Marketing.

by ericathemarketer August 19, 2011

Eric

Eric is a insecure man who is usually somewhat attractive but has low self-esteem. He is not well endowed & this haunts him! He will pray on insecure women so he can lie & get away with it! He is Very narcissistic & a habitual liar! He will claim to have emotional issues but this is just another tactic for him to try to gain control with sympathy & try to manipulate stupid women!

Stay away from Eric he is a narcissistic liar!

by MisssPetty October 18, 2018

Eric

Fat uglyass asain bitch that likes to get bbc all day. Also a faggot that proudly enjoys dick

Eric is fucking a man again, quick get him he will give everyone HIV

by Noonmaster69 May 5, 2019