Crotch beans

“ holy crotch beans did you see did you see that girl over there?”

Crotch beans by E&A February 26, 2019

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Crotch Crumbs

Little crumbs of snacks that get left near the nether regions while enjoying treats in a relaxed state

Brian had crotch crumbs all over himself after enjoying his Chicago mix of popcorn while chillaxing on the couch

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When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.

She is currently expressing a crotch attack in her nether regions.

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A child that is extremely whiny, annoying, or generally ill-behaved.

I can't believe they let that crotch-mongrel climb all over the tables at the restaurant!

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A piece of absorbent fabric worn around the genitals during messy intercourse.

Jenny forgot to bring her crotch bib to the gangbang.

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Pubic hair that sticks out the side crotch of underwear.

Bruh, your crotch fu manchu is out of control. Use a shaver or Nair!!

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In other simple terms it is your pubic hairs near your reproductive system

“Oh dude ...I gotta shave my crotch crop !”

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