contempathy

n. Contempt immediately followed by empathy, as coined by Marc Maron in his stand-up comedy special More Later.

I don't even know what it was, but my brain just went, "Fuck that guy," but then like two seconds later my brain just went, "Aw, he's sad." My contempathy for him was strong.

by riverharkness10 September 12, 2016

Contribate

Verb: The act of thinking about masterbating.

Contribater; noun, a person who often thinks about masterbating.

Contribated, contribation, contribates, contribating.

I think Jimmy is contribating while he is at work.

Jimmy is such a contribater.

by Camorado October 6, 2016

Contempt Thread

A thread on a social media site used for collecting proof of a fictional character's limits. Used for arguing over who would win in a fight. Opposite of Respect Thread.

Don't be daft, Superman has been taken out by people much weaker than Thor. Check out his contempt thread.

by MugaSofer May 3, 2017

Controlgasm

The act of when a man ejaculates in such a way that he controls the flight of his ejaculate.

I was masturbating at home and didn't want to clean up so I had a controlgasm.

by Your drunk uncle at the BBQ July 2, 2017

control monger

An incompetent employee, unable to either be productive or manage others who are, and instead manipulates to ensure communications flow thru them, and they have authority to make decisions for which they are unqualified.

"Ignore Brian, he's the resident control monger".

by Muzzrelli February 7, 2018

Controller Condom

An elastic non slip grip for controllers for gaming systems.

My hands are sweating, I need my controller condom.

by AngiesAwesome September 17, 2018

Contaginism

Something that is contagious or something that can spread from person to person, like a yawn or the flu.

That yawn is infected by contaginism...

by fkl;a jg' September 16, 2019