Shanna always loved body, but she was always afraid that she would get clocked by more nosy strangers.
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A true scum bag who usually talks copious amounts of bullshit is said to have 47 cocks permanently swinging from his forehead.
The fewer the 'cocks' swinging, the less of a stain the person is toward humanity, with 47 being the maximum that anyone can have.
The fewer the 'cocks' swinging, the less of a stain the person is toward humanity, with 47 being the maximum that anyone can have.
- 'That guy is a professional fuckwit. He definitely has 47 cocks swinging from his forehead.'
- 'You can't even see that guy's facial features due the 47 cocks hanging from his head.'
- 'You can't even see that guy's facial features due the 47 cocks hanging from his head.'
by Sammy Wich December 9, 2010
Get the 47 Cocks mug.The perfect superlative response to being asked when you're going to do something that you have absolutely no intention of doing. EVER.
"When are you going to accept the fact that 'irregardless' is now in the dictionary?"
"At never o'clock!"
"At never o'clock!"
by SneezyDwarf August 9, 2016
Get the Never o'clock mug.An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.
This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
You will never see her again.
This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"
"Fuck man, have a big one?"
"The biggest."
"How'd you act in the morning?"
"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."
"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
"Fuck man, have a big one?"
"The biggest."
"How'd you act in the morning?"
"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."
"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
by Trogdog April 8, 2010
Get the Mexican Alarm Clock mug.the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.
also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
by geek.neo March 5, 2010
Get the bio-illogical clock mug.A particularly whirly pube that has detached itself from it's owner only to be deposited in an often unbecoming location such as a desk in the office or the rim of a toilet.
"Marjorie, bring a tissue will you, I've just been out to the kitchen to prepare my lunch and some shitcunt has left a clockspring on the breadboard"
"Good afternoon everyone, i've just been into trap 2 and there's slash all over the place and a big, curly clockspring on the porcelaine, whoever is responsible please go clean it up"
"Good afternoon everyone, i've just been into trap 2 and there's slash all over the place and a big, curly clockspring on the porcelaine, whoever is responsible please go clean it up"
by Bert Mandrake September 16, 2007
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