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clockspring 

A particularly whirly pube that has detached itself from it's owner only to be deposited in an often unbecoming location such as a desk in the office or the rim of a toilet.
"Marjorie, bring a tissue will you, I've just been out to the kitchen to prepare my lunch and some shitcunt has left a clockspring on the breadboard"

"Good afternoon everyone, i've just been into trap 2 and there's slash all over the place and a big, curly clockspring on the porcelaine, whoever is responsible please go clean it up"
clockspring by Bert Mandrake September 16, 2007
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curly clocksprings 

Slang term for pubic hairs
I pulled down her panties to reveal her curly clocksprings
curly clocksprings by Benedict Betts December 21, 2006

Cockspring 

A girl who is being spit roasted by two guys who are bouncing her back and forth between them in perfect rhythm. Both guys thrusting the girl toward each other, making for a more aggressive fucking when you slam into her face or ass.
My best friend and I were spit roasting this redheaded cockspring the other day.
Cockspring by IamABadMan April 16, 2019

clock spring 

As I showered I noticed several clock springs attached to the soap.
clock spring by Dead April 22, 2003

clockstrings 

Body hair on a female like sαяαн from ares. Hahahahha
Ko0bf4c3> Damn those clockstrings on sarah are gross dude.

sαяαн> Up yours!

A woman with a hairy vaguba & armpits that looks like dick strawbridges tash.
clockstrings by Ko0bf4c3 June 5, 2011

clotsprings 

Went down on her and ended up with a few clotsprings between me teeth
clotsprings by Badboybigballs October 22, 2017
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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