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clastard

A person who looks only to their own social class and disparages any other class, be it above them or below. Reality TV motormouth Katie Hopkins makes a fine example of a clastard towards people she judges as working class. Stubborn people of working class have been known to make offensive comments about people of middle class.

As someone who hates judging one by social class, even thinking about it for that matter, I could be considered a clastard just for the creation of this word!
Ex1:

B: I can't believe Katie Hopkins could make such disparaging judgments about somebody's name purely by their social class.

R: Complete and total disrepectful bitch. A downright bastard. A clastard, even.

Ex2:

T: Why are we going to Shoreditch? What was once my part of town with a brilliant working-class history has become a polished up, gentrified fancy pants town of hipster-bearded c***s.

A: Now now, it's a wonderful place! You should learn to appreciate people outside your own culture, whether they are above or below you! Don't be such a clastard!
by 6-M@N March 3, 2015
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cluster luck

1. A streak of random luck for someone who doesn't deserve it.
2. A person who gets lucky without deserving it.
Look at that complete cluster luck who won the lottery! I guess Lady Luck really is blind, because that guy is a complete prick.
by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015
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Classterbating

Masterbating in a school class or other meeting with peers
Dude, Joe was totally Classterbating in science yesterday!
by Hater Hater gettin Taters April 4, 2015
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Cluster Whore

Someone who talks from everyone's back and gossips insanely about everything.

That they reasonably have a wide and a large connection to and between everybody that they become a Cluster Whore.
+ Man, f*ck Debby. She got between me and Jason.
- Yeah girl i feel you. She's always been the cluster whore of this group.
by Felixdapizzaboi October 24, 2016
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Cluster Fuck

Adele: Caroline, this is a cluster fuck

Caroline: Ik
by Banur February 2, 2017
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Cluster-Fuck(s)

A word used in a stressful situation;
An insult implying that one person or a group of people are messy, idiotic, and overall just a waste of human resources.
Person One:"This Mid-Term has me so stressed. It's going to leave me looking like a Cluster-Fuck!"

Person Two:"God.. Those girls are all just a bundle of Cluster-Fuck(s)!"

Person Three: -Traffic, Late for important meeting- "CLUSTER-FUCKS!"
by HeyyyItsATaco February 26, 2017
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cluster flush

When a menopausal women has a serious of hot flushes in quick succession.
No I'm not sick, I'm just having a cluster flush.
by Mzmoli July 31, 2017
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