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Chicken McNuggets

A food product McDonald's tries to pass off as "100% White Chicken Meat", but in fact should be thought of as "100% Chicken" This is because the process of making a McNugget is as follows:
McDonald's first finds themselves a live chicken.
They then crush said chicken until all of the parts of the chicken mix completely to form one consistent substance closely resembling rubber.
After this is done, McDonald's forms this substance into a nugget shape and deep fries it; thus giving the world Chicken McNuggets.

So, as shown above, the term, "100% Chicken" is fitting; since Chicken McNuggets are in fact composed of 100% Chicken--feathers and everything.
Chicken McNuggets are responsible for 75% of the worlds fat people.
by Somewhiteguy1994 April 26, 2009
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chicken nuggets

evil and trying over the world, by eliminating morals and crashing the economy
by la scrub August 7, 2003
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robot chicken

One of the few shows that actually make me laugh out loud. Most funny shows (South Park, Beavis and Butthead, stand-up comics like Dennis Leary but not racist twatsuckers like Chris Rock) usually draw a grin from me. YET another Adultswim comedy goldmine (other fine examples are Futurama, Family Guy, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force).!
You want an example? Get off your computer and turn on Cartoon Network at night.
by Eric Melech April 7, 2005
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Lady Chicken

Hey babe Let me slap your lady chicken
by IloveJasmin November 1, 2010
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chicken & waffles

Popular restaurant in Los Angeles, California named 'Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles'. Started out by accident, around the early to mid 40's. Jazz musicians leaving their gigs around 4am each morning, upon stopping in for a bite, didn't know whether to order breakfast or dinner food. So became the single greatest concept brought forth by the nigras...
Check out the line of nigras at Roscoe's chicken and waffles...

Syrup on everythang!!!
by cereal killa February 10, 2005
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funky chicken

1> A dance craze, done by tucking your hands under your armpits and flapping your "chicken wings" while doing the peck and scratch.

2> That smell, you know it, when chicken has been left out too long.
1> Woah, you should see grandma do the funky chicken!

2> *sniff sniff* WHEW! That is some funky chicken, might as well throw it away or feed it to he dogs or something.
by Varris October 7, 2003
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chicken scratch

My writing.
1) Used as a description of poor writing when it resembles the marks left in sand by a gaggle of chickens.
2) the act of scratching a chicken..or using a chicken to scratch yourself
Damn, I can't read this chickenscratch, was he seizing when he wrote this?
by Doug Walmsley June 19, 2003
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