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Crackysack

Slang: Masterbation (Male/Female)

To engage in the act of feverish masterbation.
Hey Jimmy, Why don't you give up being a musician and harness your true calling as a professional crackysack player.
Crackysack by The Seeker January 8, 2009

Hand Cranker 

a person, generally male, of high self importance, who is essentialy just a tosser
did you see the onstage antics of the singer in that band? what a fucking hand cranker!
Did you see amanda's shirt today?! that shit was crank, off the sheezy for heezy
crank by alyssa June 11, 2006
Verb. To climb viciously hard. Often said of someone who climbs powerful routes at high volume.
Lisa Rands climbed six V7's today; she cranks!
crank by jrw June 11, 2006
you are such a cracky.
Cracky by Kristin March 30, 2003

Crankles 

When you're cranky, and grumpy, and are just flat out pissy.
"Oh my god, she's got a bad case of the crankles!"
Crankles by Strangekitten January 18, 2009