riding the magic bus 

To be completely under the effects of any strong hallucinogenic drug, such as LSD(i.e. acid) or mushrooms. When you are riding the magic bus, you are so tripping out, that you are able to hallucinate beautiful women in place of what in reality, are women who are tore up or broke down.

When Nick D was relaxing on his bed during an acid trip, he suddenly found himself actually getting laid by a very hot voluptuous bitch who just busted into his room. But unfortuantely, Nick D was so riding the magic bus, as he did not realize he was actually bumping uglies with an ugly, wrecked, hoodrat hoochie mama cheese hog skank!





Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.

riding the magic bus by Mark H October 19, 2004

Wild and crazy bus sex 

Oral sex enjoyed by middle schoolers on class trip. See also bus job

If you have wild and crazy bus sex when you're in middle school, it could lead to this awkward conversation:

Britney: I hate you!
Mike: You didn't always hate me...
Britney: Shut up. That was wild and crazy bus sex. It didn't mean anything.

Wild and crazy bus sex by snlgirl August 27, 2005

I'm on the bus 

Said in two different environments:

1. When commuting on the bus and one is engaged in a mobile phone conversation, it is used to avoid talking loudly about embarrassing topics in a crowd of eavesdropping fellow commuters.

2. When person A is tired, or doesn't see the logic of why person B has called, this can be said to avoid conversation with person B.

1. A: "Hey what did the doctor say about that lump on your balls?"
B: "I'm on the bus."
A: "Oh aight."

2. A: "Hello?"
B: "Hey, will you be hungry in half an hour?"
A: "Aren't I meeting you in half an hour?"
B: "Yeah, but I want to know how hungry you will be."
A: "I'm on the bus. See you soon."

I'm on the bus by Autumnzz August 28, 2008

Twenny pee fot bus 

Something that chavs or chores frequently ask for.

Ere mate you got twenny pee fot bus?
Wot you walkin away for nob 'ed?
Don't ignore me dick 'ed!

Twenny pee fot bus by Luke February 24, 2005

backend of a Bus 

a girl who doesn't look very good,

she looks like the end of a bus and not the good end; the backend of a bus,

backend of a Bus by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Souped Up Short Bus 

2. Anything so rare that seeing it even once is noteworthy.

2. I saw Muamar Gadhafi at a NASCAR competition, wearing a Charlie Daniels Band T-shirt and a pair of cutoffs. I was so shocked, it was like seeing a souped up short bus.

Souped Up Short Bus by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011

Riding the Short Bus to Narnia 

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

Riding the Short Bus to Narnia by AxelWolf November 4, 2012