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Sweat Bat

A game played by cats where they bat at loose strings from sweat pants. Often known to catch owners off guard, especially if swiped in a sensitive area. This game is most often played by Ralph Drabble and his cat, Oogie.
Ralph: (not realizing he's left his pants open) It's a great day for a jog.

Oogie: (pounces and lands on Ralph's crotch) Meow!

Ralph: YEOW! That dang cat! This isn't supposed to be a game of sweat bat.

June: I told you, Ralph, tie those sweatpants shut!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 30, 2010
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rubber bat

Another word for dildo, or a fake penis. A softer more flexible penis that is usually a color of purple.
My wife only likes the rubber bat more then my meat stick
by helicopterfood November 28, 2011
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bolo bat

A big blunt. Bolo=big(size) ; Bat= a baseball bat(shape)
Person 1 “check out this big a** blunt”
Person 2 “man.. that’s a bolo bat right there
Person “You already know
by bolobatmaster September 2, 2019
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Blind Bat

While your partner is blind folded, you whip out your cock and bat her so hard against the face it leaves a mushroom imprint.
“Put your blind fold on and get ready baby for this Blind Bat”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”
by Young Jazo December 5, 2019
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Ding Bat or 🔔 🦇

A popular adjective coined by Archie Bunker that was brought back to life by Kain DeBurges on Facebook describing mentally ill rumor starters primarily conservatives on social media. These people generally share and spread rumors they haven't researched themselves embarrassing themselves once they find out it's false. Most of their information gets generated from a Bot Twitter or social media account Echo Chamber
Hey did you hear that Wayfair was selling cabinets along with children and John F Kennedy Jr will be back to announce his vice presidency as he runs with Donald Trump in the next election?

Person with common sense: No I did not hear anything like that, that's insane. Where did you get that information from Ding Bat or 🔔 🦇?

Ding Bat 🦇: I got it from YouTube , and a meme
by NJson January 31, 2023
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moon-bat

A frighteningly insane person of very conservative political beliefs. Moon-bats are often found wandering naked thru gun stores or protesting in front of womens health clinics.

An alternate form of the term moonbat
That barking moon-bat Ann Coulter is eventually going to end-up biting the head off of something. For some reason, her voice on television often causes my cat to urinate on the ceiling.
by J. S. Owens December 22, 2003
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Hood Bat

A fly hood rat.

A very well dressed person from the ghetto who speaks ebonics as their native tongue. Usually dressed in the latest and most expensive fashions. Always on a paper "money" chase.
It's 10:00 PM Friday night, all the hood bats in East Cleveland, Ohio are at the Park Ave.
by germeanchocolate710 April 10, 2010
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