Cooked Up Bat

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

by DatGettoFuk May 13, 2009

batting for the other side

A homosexual or Fag.

Any dude that wears a skirt and walks like that is batting for the other side.

by fathead December 09, 2004

I'm Batting 1,000

A Baseball term used for sex. This term means you've had anal sex with every partner you've ever been with.

"I've only had anal with one person." "Really? I've gotta say man, I'm batting 1,000."

by TheMythTheLegend September 28, 2012

Street bat

Cute little blonde lady. Goes by the name Alison. She's a songbird and her boyfriend is a babe. Hates popov.

"Hey check out that street bat she's rockin the heck out of those jeans. What a fox!"

by Street bat September 29, 2016

baseball bat size

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg

"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"

by Jonty September 08, 2004

the flaming bat wing

this is the act of a girl riding on top of her partners dick while she is on her period. At some point all her menstration makes its way down to the nutt sack and becomes covered in blood, which is called the flaming bat wing because it very red and bloody, not to mention veiny.

Hey man that bitch was wearing it out on top when i noticed she had given me the flaming bat wing.

by EazyBeazy February 22, 2011

bat shit crazy

drunk, crazy, destructive, and bad, from NickelBack's "Burn it to the Ground"

I've got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me
Oh, that shit makes me bat shit crazy

by abra cadabrazz August 17, 2009